My flagrant hedonism is largely dependent on charts so you can see why I'm keen to arrive at some manner of deal. How about "buy one get one free"?

How about I give you the full source code (normal retail price 999,999), you do what you like with it and in return you give me the keys to your car with the boot stocked full of beer?

I think your humor is lost on many users here. Is this normally a product you have to pay for?

Given that the source code is on GitHub I would assume not but, but I'm still confused.

I also don't have a Sign Up button so I can't tell what the deal is with that either.

No, it's always been free, but hopefully that will be buried far down in the comments. There's nothing to sign up to, everything's free. You can link it up to your Google Drive account if you want to use that as storage, but that's just a permissions thing.

ok knowing that, this is actually a lot funnier =)