I've got the keys to a Ditch Witch somewhere. Gotta clean up the pretty colored glass running under the roads leading away from the big white monolith buildings.

An HT275 driving around near us-east-1 would be... amusing.

https://www.ditchwitch.com/on-the-job/ditch-witch-introduces...

Not long before owning that will land you on some list, but nevertheless I laughed a bit thinking of it.

Dig safe ;)

puts up the sign: "In This House We Don't Call 8-1-1"

Didn't get it. For 2.4GHz jamming?