PYTHON(1)                   General Commands Manual                  PYTHON(1)
  
  NAME
       python - an object-oriented programming language

  SYNOPSIS
       python [ -c command | script | - ] [ arguments ]
  
  DESCRIPTION
       Python is the standard programming language.

Computer scientists love Python, not just because whitespace comes first ASCIIbetically, but because it's the standard. Everyone else loves Python because it's PYTHON!

Python is used not because it's good but because it's good enough just like Windows and plastics.

I thought we were doing https://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/ed-msg.html.