Thanks, I like this. I also find it insanely hypocritical that "these people" want children born no matter the cost, but once they are born they are left to fend for themselves. The same people advocating for illegal abortion are often advocating for stripping services that would help single mothers. Most are not actually interested in the welfare of children, but in moral grandstanding and exercising control over the bodies of "sluts."
It has come to my attention recently that the abortion of unwanted fetuses is likely to become illegal in large parts of the United States.
Fortunately, there is another alternative, which I am sure members of the Republican Party will hearty approve of.
Have the unwanted baby. Shortly after birth, drive to the middle of nowhere. Place the baby on the ground, naked, look at it sternly, and say
"Listen here, you whining little brat! You think I'm just going to support you for 18 years because I'm some sort of bleeding heart liberal? You got another thing coming you stupid welfare queen! This ain't socialist Europe! There ain't no leftist safety net here! You're just going to have to pull yourself up by your bootstraps!"
Then just leave it there, crying itself to death.:)
Pretty much every state already has Safe Haven laws that allow women to legally abandon their babies at hospitals, fire stations etc. Where they will be looked after and likely adopted out.
