I understand you are joking, but it's a legitimate benchmark, one which I've seen at least Anandtech using. For instance, a quick web search found an article from last year (https://www.anandtech.com/show/16478/64-cores-of-rendering-m...) which shows an AMD CPU (a Ryzen 9) running Crysis without hardware acceleration at 1080p at nearly 20 FPS. As that article says, it's hard to go much higher than that, due to limitations of the Crysis engine.