Is there a way we can distill your point down further to an acronym that can be posted as the standard rebuttal to the gp's argument? It seems like we do this discussion everyday.
I suggest making a meme out of it. We have a lot of conversations in my workplace via captioned images and it ends up being a very productive conversation tool, because it forces the distillation of salient points in pursuit of brevity. It's also very entertaining. :)