At least one person (me) liked it, as a rambly interesting thing to read in the five minutes before leaving the office. So - I have no idea why the OP posted it, and it's definitely rather different from the usual things you see on HN, but I appreciate that they did. Cheers :)
(That said, I share another poster's confusion that F-holes are not mentioned!)
(That said, I share another poster's confusion that F-holes are not mentioned!)